Saturday, December 5, 2009 @12:50 AM
Pedal
[OneWord dot Com Collection]
I cannot describe to you how much it annoys me when people come up to me and say "No offense..." (which, I have come to realize, people
only say when they
know they are about to offend...) and then proceed to offend me by telling me exactly how many ways Devon is
so much better than Mitch.
Excuse me? Were you in a relationship with Devon for two years? Do you really know who's better here? Honestly?
Were you?
No. You weren't. So don't tell me who's better for me, or who's better at all.
(Because honestly, Mitch
is better--for me, and in general. Honestly. He just
is. I've known this since before Mitch and I even spoke to each other. I know it's a bitchy thing to say, but sometimes I just
know people before I even get to know them. The kid has
substance.)
So I guess you could say that this particular piece is kind of a dark humor, or a satire perhaps--well, partially. The bit of it telling him he's no good, and that he's a complete fuck up, that's the satirical bit. The other part about how I love him more and more each day?
Totally true.